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What position do you predict you'll finish?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Ihatetheblackandwhites, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. Ihatetheblackandwhites

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    From 18th, 19th, 20th? I guess you'll finish bottom and Pardew will be sacked by Xmas.
     
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  2. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    is there any particular reason you only like people from asia and the middle east?
     
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  3. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    He likes it when white people get a tan but after a point he starts getting edgy.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    1st I reckon.

    We have James Perch. He's a God.
     
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  5. trentderby

    trentderby Active Member

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    like i always say, he is the swiss army knife of footballers you know.
     
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  6. I Bleed Black & White

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    12th.. We'll get found out by the opposition when Ba gets injured and we have ****e back up.
     
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  7. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    He's that needle bit that tears massive holes in your clothes, requiring you to use a real needle to fix the mess.
     
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  8. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    We have Shola
     
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  9. I Bleed Black & White

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    Ah yeah. 15th then <laugh>
     
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  10. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    I want to be competing with Everton for 7th spot. Anything less and I'd be slightly disappointed, because we DO have the existing squad, the funds and the scouts to put together a team of that calibre. We just have to pull our fingers out, stop being stingy ****s and do it.

    We were close enough to doing that as it is last season with **** strikers for half the season and a depleted squad. One measly extra point would have seen us in 10th, and with an extra win (and we came razor close a number of times) we would have been 9th. Basically, with an extra drop of luck, and an extra drop of not losing a 3 goal lead in our last game of the season, we would have been much higher.

    With the funds we have, I'd expect to better that position next season. Not 12th, but the higher position we could have got last season if a little extra luck just went our way, as I think that's a better representation of the quality in our squad.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    2nd. I just think Man U might have the edge if the Wesley S deal goes through. However I think James Perch and Foluwashola Ameobi will be full internationals by January and heavily sort after. Whether we have the finances to hold onto players of that calibre once the likes of Barca and Real show their hand I'm not sure.
     
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  12. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    1 <star>

    Remember how people would post that on bbc 606 articles?

    Good times.
     
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  13. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    yeah, he was a real handful in Blade <whistle>
     
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  14. TJR_NUFC

    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    This
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Indeed it is surprising he won't end up back at Real Madrid with Jose Mourinho's penchant for blood cycling
     
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    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    I reckon we will go one better than anyone ever has before and finish 0th.

    Premier League Table 2011/12

    0. Newcastle United
    Club Name
    1. Manchester United
    2. Man City
    3. Chelsea
    4. Arsenal
    5. Tottenham
    6. Liverpool
    7. Everton
    8. Norwich
    9. Stoke
    10. Fulham
    11. Aston Villa
    12. Bolton
    13. West Brom
    14. Blackburn
    15. QPR
    16. Swansea
    17. Wigan
    18. Wolves
    19. Sunderland
    20. Sunderland

    (with a hole ripped through all life as we know it, Sunderland will occupy two relegation spots and be relegated to League 1. The FA will also dock them 15 pts for abusing logic)
     
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  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh> Have some rep.
     
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  18. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. Beatski

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    he could replace Lassana Diarra as the midfield's Demolition Man <whistle>
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think this thread has now been suitably tangented (think I've made that word up but I liked it so stuck with it). You see you've now mentioned a link to Sly Stallone and I feel obliged to run through some John Rambo quotes.....
     
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