I thought you sick bastards would have had sorted this out by now. Where are the pictures of dwarves, mongs, stumpies and flids?
I have thought about starting one but I've been too busy trying to work and wind up the socially anxious. There was a wee bird on the paralympic Come Dine With Me that would get boabied til she burst
Heard this morning that the learning disablitly people are back in this paralympics after been banned from previous ones. Don't know when the carpet ban on *****s came in, but it happened because the Spanish basketball team got caught pretending to be *****s so they could win a medal.
I'll need to bone up on the regulations. There's no way a deaf person, for example, should be racing in the swimming against a quadraplegic.
I don't see why not. The deafy is at a disadvantage because he canny hear the gun to start the race. The others are half way up the pool before he even gets aff the mark.
The media is having a laugh on this one "the real thing now starts" "Britain loves the paralympics" "a man with one leg is a much better human being than Ussain bolt" "Frenzy as tickets sell out" etc etc etc. The reason tickets have sold out is that most people who applied for the real thing couldn't get tickets. Everyone wants to see what the olympic Park looks like so they went off and got tickets for this instead as they were readily available and miles cheaper. We're not really all madly enthusiastic about watching people with an IQ of 10 throw the discus or dwarfs swimming against each other.........
Their tiny wee arms and legs thrashing about while they go nowhere. It would be like watching corks racing
Why is that bloke Pistorious allowed to compete in both the 'lympics but able-bodied athletes can't compete in the paralympics? It's discrimination against us normals, is what it is, is what it is!
