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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    of sheds?

    Look, I love Sheds and I hate garages!

    Is that enough?

    What's your favourite part of a shed?

    What's a perfect shed for you?

    What do you use your shed for?

    I won't answer any of these, or other, questions.

    PS I lost my shed to hurricane bawbag! <wah>
     
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  2. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I don't have a shed as I have no garden to put it in, it makes me feel like an incomplete man. Does my sorrow make me a proper fan?
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I have a garage and not a shed. This is the biggest disappointment in my life.
     
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  4. Thomas The Cat

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    I'm not expecting an answer anyway so go **** yourself.
     
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  5. Null

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    I feel your pain ...

    As long as you love sheds, then that makes you a fan. In fact, the absence of a garden to fulfill your shed needs makes you more of a fan than most!
     
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  6. User Deleted

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    What's your favourite part of a shed? - the window, so i can sppy on gambols dodgy goings on, also so i can lick it

    What's a perfect shed for you? - one outside gambols house so i can spy on his dodgy goins on and gain ammo for on here

    What do you use your shed for? - spyin on gambols dodgy goins on
     
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  7. Null

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    Tam

    Please dont let the sorrow over being shedless spill into anger!
     
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  8. Null

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Go G YellowScreen

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    I, like all blokes, use my shed for storing a selection of porn magazines from the 1970s <ok>
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    I use it as a shed, but even I know that's not the same
     
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  11. VenomPD

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    Not Roald Dahl, he kept lithographics of Victorian child porn in his <ok>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A man's shed is his kingdom. I feel sorry for those that have to do without one.

    Nae ****in luck tam <laugh>
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I live in flat :( <shedlesslife>
     
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  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I thought that was Lewis Carroll?
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Top yourself then ****face.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I, only this weekend, have now got a shed after moving house.

    Sheds are for ****s and *****s.

    My shed (I might even call it a hut, just to be different and individual) is for the lawnmower and the kids' bikes.

    My new "dad's room" is where all the smoking, ****ing and gaming magic happens <ok>
     
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  17. Null

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    That's just an abomination...
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, it's Lewis Hamilton. It's gonny be the headlines in tomorrow's papers. Him and Bernie Ecclestone.
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    The Roald Dahl thing is just something I came up with when I was in first year at school. A pal and me told the school librarian that Dahl was a suspected ***** and kept lithographs from over a hundred years ago of small kids in a state of sexual distress.

    Most likely I've heard/read the Carroll rumours and attributed them to poor Mr. Dahl.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get yerslef a a smokin jacket and a pipe, just to add that touch of aristocracy to it, and to let the wife and weans know to **** off an no bother ye cos it's dady time in dad's room <ok>
     
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