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What Jobs Could You Never Do?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Coffee55, Jan 5, 2012.

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  1. Coffee55

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    I couldn't work in a mortuary or be a grimefighter cleaning old houses etc, what about you?
     
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  2. Cyclonic

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    Trolley collector.
     
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  3. Cyclonic

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    Horse holder at a western brothel.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Any job that involves smiling, enthusiasm or the general public.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Rope maker.
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Steward at Hills.....

    ....Dale College
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Fluffer.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    What job is that?
     
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  9. Cyclonic

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    Hair boiler.
     
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  10. Go G YellowScreen

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  11. OLOF

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    I'd bet you'd like to fluff toby
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Haven't they been obsolete since Viagra was introduced?
     
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  14. RebelBhoy

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    I could never be Prime Minister of Britain. Because there us a technical impediment precluding me from taking this position. That being my Faith.

    I could never be President if the USa, Chief Rabbai, Archbishop of Canterbury, Minister at the Martyrs Memorial Free Presbyterian Church.... Loads of things i couldn't do.

    Jobs i wouldn't do. Brit or RUC officer.
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    A pizza delivery boy in N. Ireland.
     
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  16. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Look, if you want to stalk Toby then that's up to you but you can get to **** following me around the forum. If I want to listen to something that's full of **** and never stops whining I'll buy a puppy.

    Now **** off you obsessive ****.
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Huth's parole officer
     
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    Teacher. Seems ****ing depressing with the little pricks that are around these days. God, I sound ****ing old now.
     
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  19. Cyclonic

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    ****ed why anyone would want to be a teacher.
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    What the **** are you talking about?
     
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