I know where out of season and there isn't much to talk about, but if this is the best you can come up with, then I'd suggest not posting an article at all.
How about an official off-season-talk-bollocks thread for those lonely souls who feel the need? Would save jamming up the board with loads of pointless titles like this.. To the original question, although I'm no longer a teenager, I still find the floor tends to be my favourite coat hanger.