Off Topic What is your claim to shame?

Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...

 

Reported, on ignore, and hoyed out the wordle table.

 

Ban this hoodlum

 

Christ almighty, fancy starting a thread like that and then win in the first post. Nee point going on now

 

Delete the thread now or totally edit before too many see it

I would prefer to depthroat a cactus than wear a shearer shirt.​

 

I once read a thread on here about a bloke who claims to be a Sunderland fan who played in a Sunderland testimonial against the mags and scored for the scum whilst wearing a number 9 shirt and the game finished 1s each

Please forgive me...

 

Ban this hoodlum!

 

I'm not angry.....just disappointed

 

Come on lads he was doing charitable works and was also on missionary work, deep, deep under cover trying to convert them from the dark side to the light.
Conversely, he's a maggy that and deserves to be....

 

Bastard.

 

never you ****ter

 

I was gonna say Ive killed 3 dogs then sodomized them just before eating them. Been out fiddling with horses on a night time and secretly going out on my own to do some cow tipping. But you my friend are a fecking disgrace, you deserve everything that comes your way.

 

I’ve never put anyone on ignore before but this looks like a good place to start

 

played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle, finishing this story off

But then had to show his arse in Joplings window for a month, Father went to sea to forget the shame, family had to move down south to escape the ridicule, and everyone one called him ****. And he is still banned from the stadium Jackie Whites and the town centre till after dark

 

Bravest post on here mate I am afraid to tell you though some sins may never be absolved...

 

bless you my son, so long as you never supported the dark side, you are absolved say 3 hail Marys

 

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead Stadium Sunderland v Newcastle playing centre back for Sunderland. Their no.9 was the most pathetic specimen of a footballer id ever seen. Didnt bother trying to mark him. Last minute i blasted the ball away, hit off this guys arse and it went in. He ran away celebrating with one arm in the air, just like Shearer. What a cock!

 

I once mistakenly spelled meniscus as miniscus

 

Depends where your from really, then you'll realize.