This is where we can put up normal names and see who bites because it's actually their name........ I'll start with Matthew.
The guy who leads that dancing group Diversity is called Ashley Banjo. It's his real name too. Wiki said so.
Plenty of ridiculous sounding names ranging from William, Charles, Edward and plenty more Cathair (pr: ca - her) is actually a fine name you bigot
I used to work with a Siobhan and used to wind her up by saying it exactly how it is spelt. Cat hair is a ridiculous name. A old friend of mine is called Plunkett. I think that's up there with terrible names.
Any surname that is used as a forename. Also some of the God awful names celebrities tend to give their kids, some of them border on child abuse.