At any ground Think the best one I can remember was back in about 2008 or 09 regarding one of our current players he didn't play for us at this time though It was to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar Neil Kilkenny Aussie Superstar - You're not half as good as you think you are. Think it was at an away match Leeds were playing in against one of the clubs in Lancs one of my neighbours, in the disabled housing, where I live in Blackpool was a Leeds fan and as he was seriously ill with not too long to live I took him to several Leeds games during that time but even he thought that chant was funny.
A disgusting one from Old Trafford from many years ago and heard loud and clear on Match of the Day. The mangers wife had a reputation, so I'm told, of fraternising with the players - so to speak. The chant went like this "who's f***ing Mrs (insert name)".
To the tune of "The Adams Family" Your father ****s your brother, your mother is your sister, your granny is a whore, the Norwich family!
At Cardiff this year there was a massive Malaysia Flag in the corner above us. To which we all pointed and started singing "what the ****ing hell is that" Even the Cardiff fans laughed and clapped. At that point they realised there club is indeed a sale out and soulless and they either had to cry or laugh..... They took the latter
By Plymouth, a few years back when we fouled one of their players, the chant went up from the away end... "you dirty northern bastards"
The Johnny Toshack/Mickey Thomas one from the old days (to the tune of men of harlech) Other funny ones - "Only 2 Andy Goram's" and "She said No Marlon" resulting in Mr King eventually getting a red card
Not a chant, but talk of Mickey Thomas reminds me of the story about when the Police finally caught up with him for printing counterfeit money. His Mum answered the door and shouted to him "Mickey, its the Police, they're here about the money" to which legend has it, he replied "tell them its not ready yet, ask them to come back on Thursday" Absolute quality....
You're a bastard referee.... Haven't heard it for years but was always up there with my favourites 'Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father referee, You're an odd one, never had one, you're a bastard referee' Loved it! Also in the xx (insert name of town/city you are playing) slums They look in the dustbin for something to eat They find a dead cat and they think it's a treat In the xx slums
There seem to be two versions of the referee song You're an odd one, never had one, you're a bastard referee' the version I remeber went You ain't got one and never had one
My favourite, from Aston Villa fans against Liverpool was the "let's pretend we scored a goal" chant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZnYloe5rhw
