Hi everyone. The first thing I must say is dreyfus is a pig. He farts he smells he burps in public hes ignorant and if im honest if I could I would get my 12 bore and put him out of his misery. Earlier we stopped at walkabout ordering food and drink. Dreyfus nicks dillis food and then the jammy bugger gets a free drink. Pinnball went home early cos his nose could not take the pigs stench. Dilly got blottoed went to flares put his jacket on his head and thought he was rambo. Pig kept farting and scaring the ladies. We decided after the inflatable flowers wilted to get a curry. Got to the Indian dilly was too pissed to read the menu he was mumbling and moaning about the smell. It was at this point he started shouting and pointing calling out abdul. He then fell off his bloody chair. Food came pig announced he was going to have a ****. Whilst gone vindaloo sauce some how managed to get on his food and naan bread. I turned round dilly had missed his mouth. Like grease lightening he was in the floor snapping up the dropped chips like a dyson. Pig offered to pay for good then said he wont and laughed. He wont be laughing later when I **** in his shoe and poke it down the toe end.
We had a taxi home from the Indian back to the hotel. Pig was arguing with the taxi driver over 50p. To show his anger he farted in the car and forced the taxi driver to put the aircon on and shout get out. Pig now is the tightest man I have ever met. He is a cross between shlock and scrooge. Up by 9 for breakfast during the night pig was sick. Being a man of little brain power he could not operate the button flush. He decided then to finish his bout of vomiting in the sink. Im beginning to hate this guy. At the breakfast table its a stunning morning thr sun is shining pig is sitting with his coat on like hes at the north pole. Dilly is jibbering cos he has not done his prediction scores and is cleverly asking everyone what they think todays scores will be. A chant of 4-0 to the toffees breaks out and pig just farts and burps.
Having a pint of lager with breakfast, billy is having one too, pinball thinks we both have psychological problems, he says be knows that Dreyfus has them. We are worried about being kicked out of the hotel due to the strange odour throughout the building. Dreyfus farts can strip paper of walls. Everton here we come
Dill is ready for the game - http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/empics/20120423/10/3973456271-23042012100037.jpg
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha They have the Everton badge on the pints in Goodison Park QPR have got less support than Accrington Stanley, absolutely shocking
Back in Blackpool, in the pub and believe it or not not long after we walked in so do a few QPR fans. It was so funny, couldn't help but laugh Billybjack reckons this one bloke was wearing his QPR top hoping for sympathy and a free pint
