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What Is It About Women?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jan 6, 2012.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    And their religious belief that money grows on trees.
     
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  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Or that ugly men are not worthy of love? <grr>
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Or that old chestnut: "It's my body and you have no right to violate it in my sleep" :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 6, 2012
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    PC gone mad Jip.
     
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    Went out with a bird once who would sometimes be up for it if I woke up in the middle of the night with a boner, but if I couldn't wake her up was happy for me to **** all over her tits.
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    What about that whole "No means no" thing <grr> Just shut up and take it bitch.
     
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  7. Trypsin-1

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    and that ****ing womens rights lark, heard it before bitch let me climax
     
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  8. The Blue El Nino

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    She sounds awesome SW6!

    I buy mine everything, always. The one time I have no cash on me and she has to pay, she goes on about how tight I am!!!
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And you are still with her?
     
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    monacoger, Jan 6, 2012
  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    when i say Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, she allways comes up with ****ing same reply


    Stop paying for sex with the next doors neighbours kids
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Tell her to **** off mate <ok>
     
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  12. Trypsin-1

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    good man huthy <ok>
     
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  13. Trypsin-1

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    she better have nice tits
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    We need to go back to the days when spousal rape was not illegal. It was only outlawed about 15 years ago I think.

    I regularly try and shag the wife in my sleep. It does her head in <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 6, 2012
  15. jolls

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    if i have to i'll shoot it in her face out of protest ,poor girl thinks she suffers from conjunctavitis
     
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  16. The Blue El Nino

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    She does... But they still cost me a fortune!
     
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  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I hear the government will pay for replacements.
     
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  18. The Blue El Nino

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    Haha awesome!
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    Give her everything she asks for.

    She's had to put up with you all those years, for **** sake.

    She deserves a ****ing medal imo.
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 6, 2012
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    She was the biggest nightmare ever, and we didn't last very long, but I couldn't believe how filthy she was which more than compensated<ok>
     
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