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What is green and snappy?

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  1. RebelBhoy

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  2. MrT

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    That's a crocodile you pedantic arse <ok>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Or is it an alligator?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's an alligator. You can tell from it's snout.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 1, 2012
  6. RebelBhoy

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    Ah well. I spelt something wrong... Never mind.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Or mibby it's the tail.
     
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  8. RebelBhoy

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    How the **** can you tell what it's smoking from here?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's the shape of the snout that differentiates between an ally an a croccy <ok>
     
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  10. Medro

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    Jip, close this down NOW!
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    One's teeth hang out and one has a stumpier nose than the other one.

    I'll be properly pumped if I can mind which way round it is, though.
     
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    What about a caiman?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I canny mind either. Disny matter I suppose when they've grabbed ye, drowned ye, stored ye in their larder, and then come back and eaten ye.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The islands?
     
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  15. RebelBhoy

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    21 bastard feet.....That is like....6.4 metres. That is only 6 ft off the length of a routemaster bus.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pirhana, now them is nasty ****ers.
     
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    I was expecting this to be another thread about Tina. Never mind.
     
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  18. RebelBhoy

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    What are the ones that swim up your urethra when you are taking a slash in the Amazon?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    Fish that can swim up the arc of yer downflow while yer pishing? That is ****in scary.

    <yikes>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We hivny seen her snout so we can't with any accuracy discern what she is.
     
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