Fulham - Dominate, lose to their only effort on goal! Soton - Concede an agonisingly late equaliser! Palace - O shea self destructs and costs us potentially 3 points! Arsenal - Referee costs us a potentially well earned point with mind numbing incompetence! WBA - Double Whammy! Former star player comes back to haunt us with goal! Our other star player dislocates his shoulder and could be out for months! Any takers on whats gonna go wrong against Liverpool???? Giacherrini trods on a mine? Lawrie MacMenemy seen in directors box in deep discussions with Ellis Short??? **** knows!
We will probably get a free kick in our half give it to the keeper to take and Liverpool score . . . . . . . .ah hold on!
Suarez returns after the lengthy ban and accidentally (according to the ref) bites John O'shea's leg off - big talking point on MOTD will be how did he manage to get the accompanying potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy onto the field of play without arousing the officials' suspicions.
Suarez saves a goal with his teeth after not being sent off when the ref missed a series of roundhouse kicks on the 4th official he then runs up the other end, scores an offside goal and proceeds to drop kick a disabled sunderland fan which is also missed. Rodgers then goes on to defend his player saying he's missunderstood, we lose 0-1
Mignolet perfected kicking to his teammates during the offseason, and manages to get it all the way up to Suarez in our box. Inch perfect pass from Mignolet.
Colback dyes his hair blonde, plays a blinder, and evey **** shouts' aye that larsson is canny at l/b'
