.... we all wake up tomorrow to find that this has just been a colossal nightmare from a bad rissole and that ... Laudrup is still in charge We are playing in the semis of the Europa League We beat Everton in the FA Cup, rolled over the rest and are now in the final We are on 44 points having dispatched the likes of Palace, WBA, Hull and grabbed points at Everton and 'Pool then beat Chelsea because Terry got sent off trying to haul down Bony. Bony and Michu have kissed and made up and are scoring for fun. Monk has been assigned to cutting the grass at the training ground while swotting for his badges and Lita is now making the tea. Chico never cut his hair. And .... drum roll .... Dai finally admitted that he has no idea what a FACT actually is.
