Mention on another thread about Swan Vestas led me to recall the things I'd stick my tongue on as a nipper. The strike paper on the side of Swan Vesta matches used to taste a bit salty but the strike on safety matches didn't. 9v batteries, obviously. The tingle you'd get was always a laugh. What have you licked? Please feel free to descend into debauchery if that is where this is headed but the more strange or comical would be better.
There's a woman in Brighton I believe that , get this you won't believe it . Thinks cheese is bloody racist. What a time to be alive.
I am proud to say I have never watched Dances With Wolves. Mainly because that ****ing ****stain Kevin Costco is in it. Utter **** actor and a complete fud.
It would have been much betterer if Kevin Kier Starmer Costner hadn’t been in it. But, on the other hand all that time spent with the red injuns taught him how to follow the trail of the magic bullet in JFK
I watched it once on fast forward... found the discarded video tape and was just checking if there was any filth on it. Alas no.