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What have the italians ever done for us?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by superhoopseddie, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. superhoopseddie

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    Apart from...Sanitation, Roads, Irrigation, Education, Public Baths,Fresh Water System's, the Aqueduct, Public Health, sewage System, Medicine and Law and Order,
    I ask you guys WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR US?
     
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  2. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    They haven't done much for sanitation in the Ellerslie Road stand...
     
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  3. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    They gave us Briatore, Paladini, ****e players and endless screw-ups.

    Other than that (Romans aside) they gave us quality food, half decent vino and tedious football.
     
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  4. Chair Nob'll Fallout

    Chair Nob'll Fallout Well-Known Member

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    Brought peace?......Oh no, hang on..
     
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  5. The Billionth QPR Fan

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    How could you miss out pizza?
     
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  6. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    ...quality food?
     
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  7. The Billionth QPR Fan

    The Billionth QPR Fan Well-Known Member

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    I was actually talking to Eddie, but you're right, pizza is quality.
     
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  8. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    Pizza?

    There was a guy who went to his doctor for a diagnosis. The doc said:

    "I'm sorry to inform you - you've got HAGS."

    "HAGS?" said the patient. "What's that?"

    "A comination of Herpes, Aids, Gonorreah and Syphilis," said the doctor.

    "Christ!" exclaims our patient. "How do you treat it?"

    "Well," says the doctor, "we put you in a dark room and feed you pizza."

    "Will pizza get me well?" asks the patient hopefully.

    "No," said the doctor, "it's the only thing we can slide under the door."

    I thank you
     
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  9. Rollercoaster Ranger

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    If by sewage system you mean that they are taking the p*ss, I'm in full agreement.
     
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  10. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    Goldhawk: was that a light ripple of applause I heard there - or you getting your pizza out of the box?!!
     
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    atiaf.:(
     
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  12. Rollercoaster Ranger

    Rollercoaster Ranger Well-Known Member

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    eh?
     
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  13. rangercol

    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    The aquaduct?
     
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  14. Northolt-QPR

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    Not down with the kids eh!
    Google it!
     
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  15. Dens Hoops

    Dens Hoops Well-Known Member

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    They gave us the great luigi de canio
     
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  16. Northolt-QPR

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    Maybe again from what I'm hearing!<grr>
     
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  17. Dens Hoops

    Dens Hoops Well-Known Member

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    Where did you hear that from Northolt?
     
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  18. Rollercoaster Ranger

    Rollercoaster Ranger Well-Known Member

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    OK, I've done that, I now know a lot more about Yemen. I have also got a load of tweets from Toofa @atiaf which make as much sense as talking to my kids. None the wiser though!
     
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  19. Northolt-QPR

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  20. Northolt-QPR

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    And That Is A Fact!;)
     
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