Apart from...Sanitation, Roads, Irrigation, Education, Public Baths,Fresh Water System's, the Aqueduct, Public Health, sewage System, Medicine and Law and Order, I ask you guys WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR US?
They gave us Briatore, Paladini, ****e players and endless screw-ups. Other than that (Romans aside) they gave us quality food, half decent vino and tedious football.
Pizza? There was a guy who went to his doctor for a diagnosis. The doc said: "I'm sorry to inform you - you've got HAGS." "HAGS?" said the patient. "What's that?" "A comination of Herpes, Aids, Gonorreah and Syphilis," said the doctor. "Christ!" exclaims our patient. "How do you treat it?" "Well," says the doctor, "we put you in a dark room and feed you pizza." "Will pizza get me well?" asks the patient hopefully. "No," said the doctor, "it's the only thing we can slide under the door." I thank you
Goldhawk: was that a light ripple of applause I heard there - or you getting your pizza out of the box?!!
OK, I've done that, I now know a lot more about Yemen. I have also got a load of tweets from Toofa @atiaf which make as much sense as talking to my kids. None the wiser though!