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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, May 3, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Been off for a while tidying my cardboard box jungle that I like to call my abode.

    It's just about finished now (apart from the garage that is filled with junk) and first day back at work in 12 days.

    Hope all is well with everyone this fine day.

    I've just spent 2 hours trawling through my inbox... 1000 emails!
     
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  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    We have all been turned gay! Agent Bruce has hit 5000 posts, Tash is banned again.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    Am I the only straight guy in the village then?

    Tash banned... how long for? <fingerscrossedforeversmiley>
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    Welcome back mate <cheers>

    While you've been away....

    *Another disturbing super-thread has taken root and turned us all gay (see above)

    *Tash got banned again for posting links to malware/virus-riddled sites

    *I humiliated myself on my 2000th post

    *Agent Bruce has hit 5000 posts

    *Maltese has agreed to get some of our articles published on some sports news website

    *Everyone has discovered the joys of the moving avatar...

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    The usual stuff really... <whistle>
     
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  6. overseasTOON

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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Welcome back OT was wondering what had happened to you. I knew you mentioned you were moving but didn't think Mrs OT would have banned you from using not606.

    Yes BT was banned, you'd have no doubt put some comments upon the thread that caused that.

    Football was terrible at Liverpool so you missed nothing there. Just hoping we turn the corner against Brum.

    For your return. <ale>
     
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  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    We don't know how long he is banned for as Syd said two days so he should be back, but AG asked for longer and he never got back to him.
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    BT install broadband and phone lines later this week so I've been going cold turkey with not606 for far too long.

    Seriously; if I hadn't taken up crack and vodka to compensate I'd have been a gibbering wreck!
     
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    Apart from that (and the higher pitched voice) it's been an easy move.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Singing soprano now instead of base in the Church choir?
     
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    Alright lads, I'm also back from Easter break and also just spent 2 hours wading through e-mails. Had a good time off - I either went to small wedding last Friday then popped over to Pakistan this weekend to take care of a little business there OR I dossed around the garden at home, played a bit of golf and drank copious amounts. - you decide how interesting my life is <laugh>
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    The way I play golf I could have killed Bin Laden... from Surrey.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    I'm thinking it's the latter part of your comment that rings true and although it might not be as exciting as flying around solving all the World's problems it's certainly more relaxing and enjoyable.

    Me, I went to Liverpool! <doh>
     
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    Tip for the day - drinking copious amounts then playing golf can seriously damage your handicap, as well as anything vaguely breakable in the vicinity.
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Also, drinking copious amounts then playing golf can leave you opponent seriously handicapped. Just ask John Arne Riise!

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    Welcome back OT, you've been conspicuous by your absence. I'm not sure how long you've been away, but there was a fake sex scandal between Alan Shearer and Gabby Logan which has sent legions of Heat magazine readers to the site: http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/42366-Erm...Alan-Shearer-and-Gabby-Logan

    And Hoadie Boi has left our board after setting up a fake account under the pseudonym "happy" and embarrassing himself after being labelled the most irritating non-Newcastle poster by a few of us: http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/42255-Who-s-the-most-irritating-non-newcastle-poster

    Think that just about brings you up to date. <ok>
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    I'm very confident that you missed me! <laugh> ...No?

    <wah>...
     
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  17. Alfie

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    There was a most irritating Newcastle poster thread and I didn't get to vote for Tash? Where is that thread? Also when he returns can one of the conditions of his return be he must change his avatar to the "irritant" thing please?
     
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    Is it possible he's forgotten about him and he's never coming back?
     
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  19. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    <laugh> No, he will be back.
     
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    Any chance Mick can change the URL to note606.com?

    He'll never find us again ;)
     
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