I was looking forward to contributing but no lazy sod bothered asking. Weekend with no nippers so me and Mrs Grove indulged in a weekend of hotel tomfoolery. We're talking lube, cock rings, vibrators and pokey bum w.anks. And that was just her. Pasta bake and school dinner cake & custard when we were reunited with the ankle biters in the evening. And QPR sacked yet another manager which only deserves a footnote mention.
Muffed her out on Saturday morning, went to the kids football. Did the fireworks on Saturday night, had a near catastrophe as one of the rockets fell off its stick and blow up on the ground about 6mtr away from yours truly. Spent all day Sunday watching football, Declan's game in the morning (beat off SCUMTIC) then watch Rangers vs Ross ****Y, Pool vs Watford, Leicester v West Brom, Sevilla v Barca then sash bash in the living room by myself pished after 2 bottles of prosecco
