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What happened to fisting?

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  1. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    It seems like only yesterday that we were all on the old BBC606 fisting page, talking about fisting girls and guys alike.

    Please use this thread to post your favourite fisting pics.

    <cheers>
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Thanks in no small part to my personal efforts, fisting is undergoing something of a resurgence in the Falkirk Area. I would like to offer my thanks to the Falkirk Arts Council for all the funding they have provided to date. With just a little more funding we hope to open an academy where we can train a new generation of fisting stars in the latest specialist techniques such as the double fist, anal-vaginal internal hand shake and of course the two footed toe slide.
     
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  3. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    How about fisting while fishing?
     
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  5. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Yep, he's fishing for something there.
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    the general council of fisting of which edge is chairman passed a ruling in july last year declaring fishing to be incompatible with fisting due to the abundance of fat alcoholics who participate in this largely sedentary passtime and on account of it not being a sport.

    should you wish to mix fish with fisting i suggest you obtain a large line caught salmon from your local fishmonger, support your local businesses - don't go to the supermarket, once you get it home leave it out on a sunny window cill for a few days until maggots begin to infest it. once it is ripe you can insert this in to your rectum. the maggots will create a pleasing sensation as they make their selves at home in side you allowing you to reach a hands free orgasm several times over.

    Cautionary Tale: It has been known for proponents of this method to pass out from sexual exhaustion due to the magnitude of orgasm achieved. Best have your mum check in on you regularly <ok>
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Does one need a licence to fist?
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    in accordance with the Safe Fisting Act (Scotland) 2008 one needs a license to fist regardless of location and orifice, oddly the mouth is exempt from this legislation, perhaps because no pleasure can be derived from such an absurdity. In practice however this is never enforced.

    not sure about the situation in England though.
     
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  9. Barrie Lochrie

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    English law dates back to medieval times.

    "By law" it is still permitted to fist a Scotsman in York if he's carrying a bow and arrow after sunset.
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    As chairman of the General Fisting Council you should be lobbying the government to modernise this legislation and bring it in line with other, more forward thinking, countries.
     
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  11. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    I would but I'm too busy looking into things on here to carry out such noble deeds, I move to make you Grandwizard of the Vaginal and Anal Stretching Society.
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    does this title come with a hat?
     
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  13. Barrie Lochrie

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    Yes and a lilac robe and birching rod.
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i most humbly accept this title in the name of furthering mankind's knowledge of fisting.
     
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    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    i have appended my signature accordingly.
     
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    All this talk has got me tightening my sphincter.
     
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  19. Barrie Lochrie

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    <laugh>
     
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