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  1. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    These are the top search suggestions google gives when I type in the name of a player and 'is'. Note this is not what I think... these are google search suggestions.

    I'll start with some of the strikers we've been linked with

    Michael Owen is a traitor
    Del Piero is God
    Drogba is Gay
    Lucas barrios is (no suggestion)
    Heskey is the best player in the world
    Theo Walcott is a Liverpool fan


    Now for our team

    Steven Gerrard is our captain
    Luis Suarez is not racist
    Pepe Reina is the worst keeper in the world
    Stewart Downing is rubbish
    Raheem Sterling is a Muslim
    Carragher is an Everton fan
    Jonjo Shelvey is bald

    Some hated players of ours

    John Terry is a scumbag
    Wayne Rooney is ugly
    Gary Neville is a red (prick is the second suggestion)
    Joey Barton is a thug
    Rio Ferdinand is an idiot


    And some of our legends

    Robbie Fowler is god
    Ian rush is (no suggestion)
    Eric Meijer (nichts ist schißer)
    Igor biscan is a giant of a man
    John Barnes is bankrupt
     
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    Milk Milk, Sep 4, 2012
  2. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Liverpool FC is hard as hell

    Emile Heskey is a beast

    Anfield is my church
     
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    Magic Ted, Sep 4, 2012
  3. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    lucas is fred
     
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    BCR, Sep 4, 2012
  4. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Manobear has the biggest penis. <ok>
     
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    Manobear, Sep 4, 2012
  5. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure you didn't type in ****bear?
     
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    Lucaaas, Sep 4, 2012
  6. Anfieldheros

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    fixed it for you, we are doing x IS something, get with the program :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Anfieldheros, Sep 4, 2012
  7. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    If you type in ''Dirty scum bastards'' you get Manchester United.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Sep 4, 2012
  8. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Funny thing is this is actually true! You type that in and the first suggestion is 'dirty scum bastards man u'.

    Why have so many people searched for that in the first place? What a peculiar thing to type into google. Talking of peculiar how did you find that out in the first place KPR, don't tell me you actually searched for it <laugh>
     
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    Lucaaas, Sep 4, 2012
  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    john w henry is building a monstrosity
    tom werner is jewish
    alex ferguson is a prick
     
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  10. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    The one that surprised me was Drogba... I was expecting 'a diver' or something like that.

    Not "is gay". Which google also suggests for Ronaldo and Sir Alex and Kevin Keegan.


    Rafa is out of Wimbledon. Jose mourinho is a disrespectful hypocrite.

    Kenny Dalglish is a racist. Roy Hodgeson is an owl.

    Andy Carroll is hot. :eek:
     
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    Milk Milk, Sep 4, 2012

  11. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Sam Allardyce is a crook/prick

    Kevin Keegan is where he is

    AVB is in tears.
     
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    BCR, Sep 4, 2012
  12. Klopp's Mannschaft

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    Top 4 auto completes for the legend that is Jay Spearing:

    Jay Spearing is crap - Harsh
    Jay Spearing is rubbish - Harsh
    Jay Spearing is ugly - Fair
    Jay Spearing is riding a snail ???? What the hell?
     
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    Klopp's Mannschaft, Sep 4, 2012
  13. BCR

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    Nuri Sahin is in an Arsenal shirt. (whoops)

    Alan Shearer is a prick/idiot/boring and predictably..... gay.
     
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    BCR, Sep 4, 2012
  14. Enricky.

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    Sir Alex Ferguson is an alcoholic <whistle>
    Michael Owen is a traitor <ok>
    Gareth Bale is ugly <laugh>
     
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    Enricky., Sep 4, 2012
  15. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Joe Cole is better than Messi
    Messi is better than ronaldo
    Voronin is crap
    Dirk kuyt is ugly


    And we may think mito is a lesbian but according to google...

    Mito is a mess.
     
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    Milk Milk, Sep 4, 2012
  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    One of the top searches for 'Zingy is' was 'is Zingy a poo'

    This game sucks, I'm not playing anymore.
     
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    Zingy, Sep 4, 2012
  17. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    I get "Luis Suarez racist" and "Wayne Rooney gash". The latter is a horrific image.
     
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  18. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Rafael Benitez is fat. Can't argue with that.
     
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    One of the lads, Sep 4, 2012
  19. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Yeah its definately "Luis Suarez is a racist" rather than "is not a racist"

    This is a fun game! Though most of the Newcastle players just come up with "islam" (eg. Demba Ba islam, etc). Alan Shearer gets a tough ride...
     
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    haslam, Sep 4, 2012
  20. Cantbearsedwithnot606now

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    I got "John Henry is a mighty man", Roy Hodgson is an owl, Sam Allardyce is a crook .

    I agree with two of these
     
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    Cantbearsedwithnot606now, Sep 4, 2012
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