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What Does The Queen Keep In Her Handbag?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jun 12, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

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    Condoms and KY jelly :bandit:
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 12, 2011
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Mein Kampf and a bottle of Gin <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jun 12, 2011
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Love eggs.

    Is handbag a euphenism?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 12, 2011
  4. Tina_old

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    No, and it's not a euphemism either <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 12, 2011
  5. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    a spare pair of knickers and gaffer tape (for hubby)
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 13, 2011
  6. Otto Flayshow

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    A multi-speed vibrator with interchangeable heads and anal intruder, a hip flask full of sherry and a packet of polo mints.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 13, 2011
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    A copy of the Racing Post,a bingo dabber and a laminated photo of her secret crush,Bill Cosby.... although if Phillip ever claps eyes on that she's ****ed it!!!
     
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    barnsley_boy, Jun 13, 2011
  8. KingHotspur

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    Chewing Gum, her iPhone and a copy of the Bible.

    That is true.
     
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    KingHotspur, Jun 13, 2011
  9. Erik

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    Tena Lady and a book of notable Hindu verses.
     
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    Erik, Jun 13, 2011
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    money, lipstick, compact mirror ... for I, too, watch QI!!
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 13, 2011

  11. Erik

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    Not me, I'm just a sex-maniac. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 13, 2011

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