What does an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Northern Irhishman, an Irishman, an Americanmun, and a Swanseaman all have in common? They have all learnt the song In the Cardiff slums, In the Cardiff slums, They look in the dustbin for something to eat, They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat In the Cardiff slums. All the internationals on my course heard me singing it to myself and they were interested, so they have now all learnt the song and go about singing it in the corridor. All in the name of banter though