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what do you smell like?

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Well?
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 6, 2012
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Sure for Men deodorant and garlic <ok>
     
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  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    "Yer maw"

    Or sumfink.
     
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    Erik, Sep 6, 2012
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The Orientals say that whitey smells of dairy.
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Shame and biscuits.
     
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  6. User Deleted

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    gucci by gucci

    or givenchy play

    and lynx excite
     
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  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    212 Sexy.

    Yeah that's me.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Can of lynx phoenix I found in the attic <ok>
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Yer maw's oriental garlic pie...and shame <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 6, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****e and stale spunk.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The egg mayo sandwich I ahd for lunch, BO and ashtray <ok>
     
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  12. gas

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    Is that by Faberge?

    I have a similar aroma from L'Oreal Puke and stale cigarettes <ok>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes it is. It's called Eu De Unwashedpants.
     
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  14. gas

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    I once tried to purchase some West Indian aftershave called Eau de do dah day<ok>


    <coat>
     
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  15. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Sounds more like a Scouse West Indian.

    <denziltulsersmiley>
     
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    Erik, Sep 6, 2012
  16. Chris-Gashead

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    I stink of *** smoke mostly <ok>
     
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  17. gas

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    and gay sex <diva>
     
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  18. Chris-Gashead

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    <laugh> only occasionally <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Sep 6, 2012
  19. RAVENBLACK

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    I smell of curries as I am a Pakistani.

    Sometimes though I will cover it up with either Blue Stratos or Denim aftershave all over my glistening black body including my sphincter and meat and two veg.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 6, 2012
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    Cigarettes and boredom.
     
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