what do you reckon lads

you are just gettin ready to go up the boozer pre match for a couple of beers with your mates before watching your beloved team on a saturday afternoon as you are about to go out of the front door your mrs or partner wants you to stay at home and promises fantastic sex like you have never had before what do you do, stay or go to the match ?

 

Well, I know my missus would give up a shopping spree if the roles were reversed!

 

ha ha trust jenny to get in first

 

I thought Jenny was a girl.

 

I'd call her bluff and go to the match. She probably wants something that will cost more than the match.

 

i guess you learn something everyday even atyour age ron ,but you still havent answered my question

 

I could well be a girl.

 

i will leave that for ron to find out

 

its a pity theres not a pause button on women ,you could press that until you got home from the footie

 

I wonder if Sarah was a girl.

 

You mean a Sky + Rocky. If it was as good as she promised you could rewind and do it all again.

 

100 per cent woman sarah was and she told me she supported the wanderers(admittedly it was bolton wanderers though)

 

I thought she was an Aston Villa fan.

 

women talk **** most of the time ron,dont believe her mate

 

i was gonna put up a poll on this ron but womens lib would have terminated it

 

Well I was thinking, why bring one's wife into it? I mean if you had said, for example, Katie Melua



I would have said "What football match?"

 

The best option is to miss one of your pre-match beers