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What do you do with unflushable ****es?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I'm talking about the ones too big to go away with just a flush.

    Personally, I take a photo to show my mates and then use the bog brush to break it up.
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 26, 2012
  2. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    get a chainsaw on the big ****er
     
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    OLOF, Apr 26, 2012
  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Apparently, if your ****e is too big to flush away, you are seriously ill (though you may not even know it).

    Hope that helps, Sam.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 26, 2012
  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Or you just had copious amounts of beer the night before.
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 26, 2012
  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Just kidding, Sam :laugh: Try ten pints of Guinness like I had a few weeks ago, had a Guinness ****e the next day. Was nearly black, all that goodness coming out :laugh:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 26, 2012
  6. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Bloody hell, I've done that before and it is a scary experience <yikes>
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 26, 2012
  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Known as a Slypack, apparently :laugh:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 26, 2012
  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Eat them.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 26, 2012
  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Shove the toilet brush down there and mash it all up, then flush with the toilet brush still in the bowl to try get the clinging mashed ****e off it.

    It's funny 'cus it's true :bandit:
     
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    Mick, Apr 26, 2012
  10. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    Piss on it to whittle it down.
     
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    Treat Williams, Apr 26, 2012

  11. Sam Axe

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    And then use the brush to scrub the stains at the bottom of the bowl and flush again <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 26, 2012
  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    May I piss on your face?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 26, 2012
  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Leave it in situ as a testament to my ****ting prowess.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 27, 2012
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Or on one now infamous occasion, steal a workmates scale rule, put it down the toilet to provide a measure of scale, take a picture, post on not 606, return scale rule to desk and laugh because workmate has a habit of chewing the end of his scale rule.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 27, 2012
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Like the one Big Innes did on Still Game?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 27, 2012
  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    kind of but with someone elses stationery in the bowl beside it <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 27, 2012
  17. Cyclonic

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    Bash 'em to death with a ****in' big stick.
     
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    Cyclonic, Apr 27, 2012
  18. alwaysright

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    I usually find that unflushable ****es are the ones that tend to get promoted - I'm just not a big enough ****.
     
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    alwaysright, Apr 27, 2012
  19. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Leave it for the bird or colleague to find (depending on where I am)
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Apr 27, 2012
  20. Null

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    <laugh>

    That was boaktastic!
     
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