What do you do for Valentines

Any grand gestures, anyone get mugged off and pay over the top for a meal in a restaurant full of other mugs trying to prove they love their Mrs through their wallet? Any soppy as **** gifts bought?

Mrs Hoops did well and got me some vinyl I wanted that's me happy, tonight we will be heading to the woods avoiding the doggers to a nice spot by a river, I'll do a roaring campfire, some relaxed tracks, bit of food and drink, staring at the stars and I should be getting some.

Anyone who posts on social media about how much they love their Mrs is an attention seeking twat, it's your other half who should know that not the rest of the world thanks (after I say what I'm planning, what a ****ing plum)

 

Delete this thread please didn't see the other one

 

Absolutely **** all.

 

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Probably try and slip it in her wrong un tonight.
Will keep you all updated

 

Roman bullshit commercialised by the yanks, keep it.

 

I tend to stay low because, even at 60, I'm still very much in demand

 

Yeah but the women are probably intimidated by your gigantic cock and shredded body.


How you doing, stranger?

 

I'm doing fine buddy ... although my body is less of a temple and more of a patchwork quilt these days ... how are you my fine friend?

 

Busy. I’m very busy, at the moment. Things are ticking over nicely so I can’t complain.

It’s good to see you about again

 

We do absolutely nothing for it. Always thought it was a teenage thing, and not middle aged married couples.

 

Valentines day is actually better for single blokes than those in a relationship init?

City centre's around the country will be full of women who can't handle the thought of spending the night alone on Valentines Day.

 

You still single you homo?

 

Yep a load of fit single birds from my office are out on the hunt for cock tonight. Sounds like it’ll be carnage everywhere with it falling on a Friday.

 

Nah **** that bro, I'm far too selfish. Get limited free time as it is, so no way do I fancy giving that up to try make some other **** happy.


Might go out tonight though

 

Yeah will be mental tonight due to it being the weekend, sluts with no self respect all over the place. I didn't go out last year cos obviously wasn't drinking but with it being Friday night I'm very tempted.

 

Go out late, clean up the dregs. Cheap night and job done.

 

Night out with the ladZ

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go to the gym after 6pm any females in there that night are not getting any, so are open to being hit on

 

To mark Valentine’s Day I started yet another thread about me in a desperate attempt to get some attention.

Oh no, hang on, that was someone else.