I was shagging some burd. Cannae remember her name. Began with a K I think. She had a picture of her boyfriend on the bedside cabinet. Big black fella he was.
Work is for *****poofs. I was busy ringing Amazon up (with a fake irish/***** accent) to tell them I was very happy with the replacement TV they sent to my house in the IoM, and asked them to keep the full refund I was due.
I stubbornly refused to accept that the site wasn't working properly and managed a series of embarrassing double-posts.