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What Did You Do When The Site Wasn't Working?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Oct 17, 2013.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    I sat and contemplated whether Chinese cows have slanty eyes.

    Welcome back guys.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Stroked myself slowly and thought of you Beale.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I was shooting Kennedy from the grassy knoll.
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I did teh same thinking of you strokinmg whlst thinking of Bealey
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Is that a euphemism for ****ing in the work toilets?
     
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  6. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Why you aren't in a home by now is beyond me.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I was shagging some burd. Cannae remember her name. Began with a K I think. She had a picture of her boyfriend on the bedside cabinet. Big black fella he was.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Kim Kardashian? <whistle>
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I did quite a bit of work <ok>
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    How many straight lines did you draw?
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Lots of chips sold?
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's what I was doing.

    A refreshing change I must say.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ***** post by a *****
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Work is for *****poofs.

    I was busy ringing Amazon up (with a fake irish/***** accent) to tell them I was very happy with the replacement TV they sent to my house in the IoM, and asked them to keep the full refund I was due.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah know, but he mighta got desperate with every **** hounding him <laugh>
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I stubbornly refused to accept that the site wasn't working properly and managed a series of embarrassing double-posts.
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I replied on the wrong thread. <doh>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah know <laugh>
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    100s
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>

    That's the spirit.
     
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