Not really off topic May is a Leeds fan and Boris is a Wall fan please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Oh so romantic ... please log in to view this image A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat onto make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coaton, lassie." 'She replied, 'Aw, Jock that's nice. Are youtaking me tae the pub with you?" 'Nay," Jock replied"I'm turning the heater off while I'm oot."