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What are your favorite poker/gambling quotes?

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  1. steveharris

    steveharris Member

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    Mine would be..

    Poker-is-a-combination.jpg
     
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    steveharris, Feb 19, 2014
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    "I knew you were cheating because that wasn't the hand i dealt you"
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    "No such thing as a poor bookie"<wah>

    or

    "The bookie always wins"<wah>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 19, 2014
  4. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    "There is no more deeply satisfying religious experience........than cheating on a cheater"
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My favourite gambolling quote is "Hullo, doll"
     
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    Gambol, Feb 19, 2014

  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    "Never give a sucker an even break"
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 19, 2014
  8. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "Am gonae poke 'er in the fanny with ma fist"
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Feb 19, 2014
  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    "Oh God, oh God I've gambled the family holiday fund away."
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

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    Patience Spastic Arab

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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    VenomPD, Feb 19, 2014
  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh> quite simply mesmerising
     
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    rogueleader, Feb 19, 2014
  15. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Probably the best GIF I've ever seen <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

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    Patience, Feb 19, 2014
  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Some quality gifs there <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Feb 19, 2014
  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh><laugh> oh, the irony
     
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    rogueleader, Feb 19, 2014
  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    "Shut up and deal" - Jesse May.

    ****ing great book, that.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 19, 2014
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