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What are you missing? Or not?

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A couple of weeks into lockdown and it looks like at least another 3 weeks before the Government will consider lifting restrictions.

    What is it you are missing? What are you glad to be away from? Doesn't have to be that important, as Mrs Grove would tell you it is the little things that count.

    Here's mine;
    Things I miss
    Crappy high street chain coffee - I know it is sh.it but missing it all the same
    Reading - used to get a lot of reading done on the commute to work (and it's books not the town in Berkshire), not finding the same sort of time working from home
    Fanny - apart from the occasional jogger or dog walker I am bereft of minge to ogle at
    Gigs - had a couple postponed that I was really looking forward to
    Lessons - the guitar had been going well, getting into bad habits without proper guidance
    Daytime filth - home PC has loads of parental filters so I can't cut and paste anything noncey
    Gym - still losing weight by watching what I am eating but home exercise isn't cutting it

    Things I don't miss
    Other commuters - glad to be away from the inconsiderate, smelly and foul tempered ar*eholes on the trains and tubes
    Being skint - sat at home all day has saved me a bundle, I'll be able to pay the tax man now
    Open door policy - glad I am away from every c.unt on the Congo going "have you got a minute" before ignoring the fact that I obviously haven't and barging in with their whinging anyway
    Beggars & Chuggers - nice to stroll to the local shops without some raggedy Roma holding out a hand or some overly cheerful twat asking if I could stop to discuss world hunger/homelessness/saving pandas etc

    I couldn't do this working from home malarkey all the time but apparently the bosses think it has been a raving success and will be pushing more of us into WFH drones.
     
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    biggestfaggotontheplanet Active Member

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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> close the thread
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    He's just saying what we are all thinking :laugh:
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    That he misses cock, doesn't miss cock or I am a cock. Or all three?
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Stop resisting
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Genuine LOL.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    GC golfing holidays and Larry-AV's posts on the Rangers page.
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A proper pint.
    Seeing my dad.
    Seeing my daughter.

    No particular order <whistle>
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He has been posting, I replied to him a couple of weeks ago I'm sure
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ok, smart ****, I've been missing him for 2 weeks then ffs <steam>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Only have joking <laugh>

    I can't facetime a pint and drink it. Remember sat out the front of that boozer in the Sun? Bliss
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You can get a pint, was an article about home deliveries in Beelfast on the Beeb website.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I miss giving my friend who lost her brother today to COVID-19 a really big hug.

    Phone calls and texts and facetime just don't cut it.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Puff.

    Sorry for her loss <peacedove>
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Didn't read it all.
    But how can you say you have less time to read now you don't have to commute?
    Just sit bolt upright on a chair with a book in front of you for 30 minutes before and after you "work from home".
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Reasonable? Absolute delight imo
     
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