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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    American pie
     
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  2. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Just woke up confused and been told by the latest wife that it's not tomorrow yet.

    Women!!!
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Give it 10 minutes and ask her again
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    I'm stupidly ****ing drunk... Been out with some bird drinking, this chick's a rowdy one too n kicked off a few times in diff pubs lol and then the 5 minute walk to taxi rank took 45 min cos she insisted on having heart to heart with every homeless guy we saw... Ended up giving away about a score away in change <doh><laugh>

    Now just got back to hers n probably too trashed to even try anything <rofl>

    Oh and for anyone wondering it's safe to say that my dry January is going well <cheers> <yikes>
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yet still types correctly.

    Poof.

    Mine would be like

    kgmijgijnriosnmnismbkmh5]po600ekfs\dh
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Mate you should have seen my posts on our board the morning of Bournemouth away after been awake all night on a stag do <yikes>

    Anyway... A couple lines of raw cocaine always straightens you out :bandit:
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    Did you try anything ?
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Pegging :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    And that is .

    Just googled it. <yikes>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Arctic Monkeys touring and doing the Motorpoint in Cardiff.
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Just about to have my third **** of the morning.
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Good man, number two coming soon here. <ok>
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

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    I think I will you gentlemen to it , I will pop back later .....
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    WTF DID YOU EAT?
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    I’m usually a 3 dumps in the morning person. To varying degrees of explosiveness.

    I refer you to the dinner thread for my eating last night.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's all quite clear now. <ok>
     
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  18. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Wake n bake....it's Football Saturday <diva>
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Unlike his toilet bowl
     
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  20. PINKIE

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