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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    And wedding bells.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I dont share PM's
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Never married the first time. 40 next year and never married.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Well **** you lot... i think shes fit as ****.
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Any chance of the husband gaining custody? That would be the cherry on the cake.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She has a nice, kind face mate. We can’t see the rest. If you want us to be more enthused you’ll have to show us her fanny.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Yeah she’s bang tidy mate, beware the hurt yummy mummy with toddler in tow though, it’s bad stalker territory. If you’re just after a good rutting then I’d look elsewhere and keep her on the back burner.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I used to pork this teacher bird occasionally, she was down for a casual porking. There was no way you could ever tell how filthy she was by looking at her. Sky might be on to a good thing boys, let’s keep our fingers crossed for him.
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Was thinking more that she might have a 6'4" brick ****house ex in the wings, ready to cleave Sky's head off if he gets a whiff that she's playing the field.
    Still, much better than that train tranny, so he might as well go for it. <ok>
     
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  11. Tobes

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    That’s always a potential issue tbf, but comes with the territory when you’re looking for new poontang at his age ffs.
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Esp decent poontang.
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    She sounds filthy mate, mind you'll need a shower before work if she's gonna piss on you.
     
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  14. Lovearsenalcock

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    <ok>

    Bitches want too much sometimes
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Off to a posh food and drink festival up in Devon today. Should be plenty of Harriet, Jemima and Pippa types for me to sweet talk into getting them to hand over Jeremy, Henry and Rupert's wallet <ok>
     
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  16. Libby

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    Just started work and the ****s have put me in for a late shift on Christmas day <grr>

    Monday will be fun.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m off mate, for two weeks. Hope that makes you feel better.
     
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  18. Libby

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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Where’s ya Christmas spirit mate?
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

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    Like I said somewhere else . Good luck . Our lot are actively seeking to sack people now we have been hived off from the main employer .

    Lots of companies are now looking to piss people off that they either just walk , or do something to get the sack .

    All the best .
     
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