What are the funniest jokes?

Not really sure how I've managed to think up this thread all by myself, but I have and it should be a cracker. What we all want to know is what are the funniest jokes. I'm going to try and do a poll to make things really exciting and you can all vote. If the poll actually works which it probably won't don't be slow in voting as it is only open for 5 hours, yes that's right ladies and gentlemen, 5 hours!

 

Rangers

 

It isn't on the list, ****o, but you have just talked your way on to the "Rangers Enemies List" so yet again the joke is on you!

 

This is well on track to be a 10 pager lads, this is the 5th post and there has been a vote in the poll already

 

6 posts now and you're welcome.

 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37830878

Now that is pretty funny.

 

^^^^laughs at jobless people

 

Not really fair Monny. I also laugh at people with **** jobs too.



 

I hope that isn't a sly dig at Simon, he has already explained the situation and he is happy. Also, I don't want him coming on here and you two arguing all day and making this a 10 pager

 

It wasn't actually a dig at Simon in particular but he is someone whose job I have ridiculed.

 

^^^^lying ****, has no shame

 

I definitely have shame. Where do you think the term shamefaced comes from?

 

Not sure, where?

 

According to Google it came from the Mid 16th Century.

 

Sounds about right

 

Bootcut jeans seems to be missing from the poll

 

Donald trump. Joke man.

 

He certainly is not, he is a great man and I hope he is president instead of that bitch Clinton, so you can **** off, Chewna.


Remember folks, there is still time to vote on this poll of the year, it really is shaping up to be quite fascinating, don't miss out.