Gimp headed Technical Director was dicking about with some switch on the wall. He just turned to us and asked, "anyone got an ice cube?" Aye av got one here in ma back pocket ya ****ing zoomer <muir>
please log in to view this image Classic, what a ****ing half-wit. Some ****s don't think before they speak.
Guy at my work wasn't sure where to go for lunch friday. I mentioned the butchers do some nice food. He replied "I don't like that butchers, I once had beef & gravy bap from there & it was soggy" No ****!! He ended up getting a sandwich from elsewhere & complaining the bread was dry I commented on how wet my tea was.