What a load of bull

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...parking-protests-animal-rights-activists.html

Pansy looking bull fighter comes second so they decide to kill the bull's mother. How is that fair?

Still, looking on the bright side, his missus is a definite Wid.

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She looks quite happy about her hubby getting second prize in a bull fight.

 

Oh yes.

 

Oh yes she's got the horn.

Ah wid

 

Her label is stickin oot. That's a right turn off. Therefore, regrettably, it's a no from me.

 

Good to see a bull chalking up a W

 

Harsh but fair, one must maintain standards.

I find it off-putting when people leave the white stickers on the bottom of their new shoes, shows an unforgivable lack of etiquette. I think people who do that are the sorts that don't wipe themselves thoroughly after taking a dump.

 

Why do they call it bull fighting? Nobody is actually fighting a bull. There's just some prick in a ridiculous costume dancing around like a fanny.

 

Quite so. If she doesn't care about her appearance then why should I?

 

It would have been even funnier if the bull was named "Dilemma" .

 

How so?

 

I think it's quite clear Iain.

 

I find it annoying when black people buy a suit and leave the tag on the cuff instead of removing it like normal people do with a razor.
They even sometimes do it with baseball hats and the cardboard bit hanging out the top.

 

I'm actually not taking the piss.

 

And they also persist in wearing the baseball caps with the peaks to the side or the back. Don't these people know you can buy them with the peaks at the front?

 

I could have said he was on "The horns of a dilemma"

 

I have never heard of that saying, hence my confusion.

 

*turn his cap around and pulls his troosers up so nae **** can admire that he's wearing Calvin Klein knickers

 

Its usually the secuirty tag and to be fair they are a bitch to get off

 

If the bull wins the bull should live out its days humping all the wee cows it can find

Otherwise it's just an execution