$1 million to cut off his sack, I'll do it with a Stanley knife for £500k and get my old dear to sew up the hole. There's no way any operation costs that amount is there? That **** Jordan is never out of the operating theatre and I'll bet she hasn't even spent that!
What's the point in medical insurance if when you actually need to make a claim on it they won't pay up? Surely non-cancerous tumours count as a reasonable thing to claim against.