The birds are singing, the sun is shinning, a balmy day in Coxhoe, well balmy at least, its pissing down and cold. The gossip columns are full of nothing, we await the weekend game wondering if any of the team turn up and join us fans, we want a win but a draw or loss could see Mr Bent's bigger and better team in real trouble, well even worse than they already are in. Amy will have stopped him getting his bad leg over because she will be sick of her mam and dad dropping in for a cuppa and will blame Dazza for her dad getting the sack. Short will be worrying about how much it will cost him in the summer to keep Marty happy, half of the team will be getting it at home,"Where the **** will we be living next year", their others halves will be asking, I'm not moving to ****ing Hull and that's the end of it. Osca is full of ****, he always blames me if he gets wet on his morning walk and I have to pop into Durham so I will be getting wet. Still live is not all bad, a double Emmerdale, single Corrie and Nicky Campbell finding long lost children tonight so a good cry before Question Time. Sometimes I think my life has nothing in it then I check the telly pages and all is fine, do you have an exciting day ahead? do you cry when Nicky takes the woman to meet her long lost son? Are you pleased you are not me, I bet you are you tinker.
Well shortly I'll be trudging my little cherubs round to school, then driving to work where I will deal with the lower elements of Sunderlands social scene. Then back home to feed and bath my children. Get them to bed after watching ICarly or maybe good luck Charlie! Perhaps thunder cats or handy manny! Once they are in bed I'll make packed lunches maybe a beer and then shout at the telly when question time starts! Still Bolton on Saturday.
After a couple of days of being depressed a week or so ago, we had lost to Everton (again) I had lost my golf game (played crap) and it was cold and wet. I recall saying to a mate how fed I was feeling but said my son and I watched a couple of movies with Natalie Portman and Megan Fox the stars,...and because there are two beautiful creatures such as that walking around on the planet, the world is not such an awful place after all. On your trip to Durham Syd you are bound to see some pretty young things, let them gladden your heart!
Pissing down in costa del Stanley too. It's done **** all else for two days, (& nights cos I'm back on them bastards.) Off to bed shortly, once I've done this beer.
Just think it might clear up on Saturday or some of us could be getting wet again depending on which way the wind is blowing
Just that global warming, that we pay all them taxes for, strange thing is I aint been warm for weeks, but still paying the taxes. Is there a rebate scheme in place.
