Wey aye pet - the fat waiter is in toon

Would you believe it, the waiter has decided to deal a fatal blow to Newcastle by taking up the manager's job. Quite a step up from RM don't you think...................

 

That's Newcastle relegated then.

And Benitez then walks away with his 'reputation' intact.

Have you heard such ****e?

 

I feel that Steve McClaren has paid the ultimate price for truly awful hair.

 

Where is the vegetables?

 

Clearly in the Newcastle FC boardroom