Westminster Wid Ye?

She's fifty, she used to be the Minister for Employment, she's got a wee gap in her teeth and she has a face which seems to say "smack me in the eye wi' a helmet"

Caroline Louise Flint

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Also, worthy of a mention in parliament are Luciana Berger

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Louise Mensch

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....and there's another bird in Parliament that's choking for a violent length.

She was on Question Time about five or six weeks ago and is a Labour MP for somewhere in Lancashire, I think and has a potentially Italian name - she seriously wants to slevver over a manpole

Then, we get to the borderlines.

Sarah Teather is a five-pinter

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and, personally, I'd sling Yvette Cooper the high hard yin

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But, Theresa May - hmmmmmmm.

I've given this considerable thought and, you need to be realistic, more often than not, you'll say you wouldn't with certain wimmen when, in reality, you'd deal her a shafting on a set of bins or something.

But, I'm afraid, there isn't enough rum on the planet for me to **** Theresa

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But, then again, mibbe I would and I just wouldn't tell you lot.

Any I've missed?

 

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I wid, the lot of them with no pints consumed

 

That's because you're in a sexless marriage

 

I was only joshing, but good to see some honesty on here.

 

We all have our little secrets

 

Caroline and Louise would get it big time

 

What's the name of the Latin-Lancastrian temptress I saw on Question Time?


She looked like she could nurse a fair old walloper.

 

Apart from Teresa, they'd all get it.

My skin boat simply wouldn't ever travel to Teresa's 'tuna town' in the view of the disgusting sack of ****e of a face she has.

<flacidshame>

 

I know. Sometimes when I wipe my arse, I smell the bogroll

 

Sometimes? I do that every ****e.

I've been off a few days, to save me scrolling through threads, would any of you nice people inform me wether there have been any decent threads about that poor Villa player diagnosed with lukemia?

 

You say this likes its bad.

 

No, been quiet on here.

 

GC has gone soft, everyone has turned into a touchy feeling non offensive sympathetic ****.

****

I'm off

 

Most of them: yes I would have twenty years ago. Louise is a looker.
Here's that vote for the sexiest mp site which must have the mystery bird from Question Time on it.

 

Cheers man - blocked in my work, though

I will find out this bird's name.

 

Here's the top 30 screen shot:

 

aye,aye,aye,naw,aye,naw

Wait i canna see it.

**** it aye to them all

 

Gloria De Piero - thank **** for that

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ooooooofffft

I notice Esther McVey is on there as well - she used to host kiddies TV

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Ding ****ing dong.

 

Anne Widdecombe has been omitted from the list.