Match Day Thread West Ham

Another defeat beckons....

We're dooooooomed I tell thee.

Doooooooooooooooooooomed...

 

A 3-0 win! Gayle hat trick.

 

Don't know and I don't ****ing care anymore the ****s have finally broke me and I've gave my ticket to my cousin as I'm sick of sitting a jibbering wreck moaning my tits off due to frustration (one up front) ... I've yearned for the football to return and when it has they have kicked the stuffing out of me.

 

much better than Chippy's efforts







oh wait

 

2-0 win

 

Diame scores both

 

Steady on

 

We were pretty bad at home last season and unless we attempt to take the game to the opposition are going to be hamstrung even more by it this season. Look at the teams who in the past few years have come up and "had a go" - Burnley, Bournemouth, Watford, Leicester, reaping massive rewards. The teams that came up and tried to bore their way to survival include Hull (not under Silva), Villa, Moyes' Sunderland and Boro. We'll see Sunday, but if it's the usual six at the back, pretend no.10 and inverted wingers we'll get beat. I think we all know - including Bilic - that this is how we'll line up.

Defeat for me, 1-3. Like Anyobrien, I'm struggling to be interested.

 

I think we'll get beat. I'm going for 0-2.

 

2-1 win - West Ham are in almost as bad shape as us so far and used a decent team in mid-week to sneak by L2 Cheltenham. My mate who's a hammers fan is dreading this game, but I know I'll not hear the end of it if we lose, so we can't lose this one.

Elliott
Mbemba-Lacselles-Clark
Manquillo-Hayden-Merino-Aarons
Ritchie-Mitro-Murphy

Edit: Lejuene in for Lac's if fit

 

2-1 win and we'll all be wondering what all the fuss was about.

 

Woah woah woah WOAH.

Sorry, but what in the name of jesus holy ****-christ is that? You're missing a left back, you've got FOUR(???) in the "mid"dle of the "field" and no strikers ahead of your inverted wingers. No, no, no, this is ALL wrong. Let me explain.

Four Defenders.
Two Defendering Midfielders.
Three Forwarding Midfielders.
ONE isolationist striker.

4-2-3-1. Nothing else makes any sense at all, are you doing netball or hockey or something?

4.

2.

3.

1.

So start again. 4, 2, 3, 1. Pick whoever you want but if I catch you coming up with any of this not-4231 mumbo-jumbo voodoo bullshit I'll have you banned.

Or put you on a team with Albert in a Mafia game.

 

sorry I know this is no laughing matter...

how about...

Manquillo-Lacs-Clark-Aarons
Mbemba- Hayden
Ritchie-Merino-Murphy
Mitro

Full backs bomb right on frowards while in possession with Mbemba holding just infront of the back 2, Hayden gets alongside Merino and the Wingers tuck in and support Mitro?

 

Better. Much better.

 

Looking forward to the game and a 2 - 1 win.

Strawberry beforehand according to the young un, not sure what he's expecting, but at least I'm not walking up any hills...

 

What I'd like to see

Elliott

Manquillo Mbemba Lejuene Clark

Atsu Ritchie Merino Aarons

Joselu Mitrovic

but very unlikely to be what trots over the white line

 

I'm expecting something like a 0-0 or 1-1 draw. Boring, uninspiring, but not quite enough to send us into total resignation or panic mode. Or to spur any additional transfer funds.

 

We could lose 12-0 with krul up front and fail to spur additional transfer funds!
I reckon we'll sneak a win but we're gunna see football so bad it'll hurt ya balls

 

Mate, we'll get beat, comfortably. but funds? HA!

 

I predict a draw on the grounds it would probably make me more miserable in the long run by letting hope flicker for a bit longer before it dies.