1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

West end boys shouldnae touch East end girls

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HandsomeDaniel, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. HandsomeDaniel

    HandsomeDaniel Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2012
    Messages:
    761
    Likes Received:
    4
    Let me just till you why, they have a lot in common with the Monkey fae that film Outbreak!
     
    #1
    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 10, 2012
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    I saw that film on telly recently.
    Absolute pish.
     
    #2
    RAVENBLACK, Jul 10, 2012
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,636
    Likes Received:
    18,331
    Also a really pish song by the pet shop boys.
     
    #3
    Gambol, Jul 10, 2012
  4. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    2,146
    Likes Received:
    61
    got to disagree.

    Used to see a burd fae Dennistoun. I lived just off Queen Margaret Drive at the time.

    I touched parts of her body that she'd never seen herself.
     
    #4
    MrT, Jul 10, 2012
  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    Queen Margaret Drive is Maryhill, ya ****.
     
    #5
    Tina_old, Jul 10, 2012
  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2011
    Messages:
    39,103
    Likes Received:
    15,250
    He means he lived in the QMU
     
    #6
    Mind The Duck, Jul 10, 2012
  7. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    2,146
    Likes Received:
    61
    Even the bit down at the junction with great western road?
     
    #7
    MrT, Jul 10, 2012
  8. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    Aye. I used to teach at St Charles' and they said it wasn't, but it was.
     
    #8
    Tina_old, Jul 10, 2012
  9. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    2,146
    Likes Received:
    61
    Oh well. Ruined my story. Thanks <ok>

    I like Maryhill.
     
    #9
    MrT, Jul 10, 2012
  10. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    660
    Likes Received:
    135
    I live in the posh suburb of Queens Cross - near Maryhill.
     
    #10
    Redwino, Jul 10, 2012

  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    Am only messing, call it what you like, I don't really know. I just know it used to annoy the heidie in that school when I told her I feared for my car, parking it outside the school in Maryhill :laugh:
     
    #11
    Tina_old, Jul 10, 2012
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2011
    Messages:
    44,694
    Likes Received:
    30,960
    A dinner lady is not a teacher Tina.
     
    #12
    Ciaran, Jul 10, 2012
  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    I know.

    And Tina's dead. You can call me Mrs Levine.
     
    #13
    Tina_old, Jul 10, 2012
  14. HandsomeDaniel

    HandsomeDaniel Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2012
    Messages:
    761
    Likes Received:
    4
    Mrs Levine your so fine
    you make me want to touch ma ding aling
    I know its wrong
    Thats why I wear a thong
    But then I think of you
    We could be like Cheech and Chong
    It aint wrong
    I wid even sing ye a love song about Butter
    And I widnae mutter
    those little words
    I wid scream them
    MRS DEVINE YOUR SO FINE!
     
    #14
    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 10, 2012
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,541
    Likes Received:
    2,320
    My ER tribute to the tune of Islands in the Stream was better.
     
    #15
    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 10, 2012
  16. HandsomeDaniel

    HandsomeDaniel Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2012
    Messages:
    761
    Likes Received:
    4
    How did yer ER tribute go Jip?
     
    #16
    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 10, 2012
  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    Maryhill is upmarket compared to Drumchapel ffs.
     
    #17
    RAVENBLACK, Jul 10, 2012
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,541
    Likes Received:
    2,320
    Toiler on the sea
    AKA ER
    Sometimes quite obscene
    Pretends to be a mong
    Often takes the pee
    And he loves the girls
    Most folk laugh at his wumming, ah ha
    But some take him too seriously, ah ha.
     
    #18
    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 10, 2012
  19. HandsomeDaniel

    HandsomeDaniel Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2012
    Messages:
    761
    Likes Received:
    4
    Thats poetry!
     
    #19
    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 10, 2012

Share This Page