Strange ****ing place, we were just out doing a level survey when we were getting the stuff out the car some old jakie walks past and says "phoaarr you guys could surveyor me anytime" then walks off. Then some guy in a truck started tooting his horn and calling us hun bastards because we were stood outside a pub called the masons. johnboy can stick Johnston up his arse **** like this happens in daylight in West Calder.
west calder , yes it is a weird place.......its the kind of place youd get abducted by aliens or serial killers .