As we Gooners wait anxiously for transfer news Top secret information has leaked into the public domain concerning a new and controversial football player cloning method developed by Arsene Wenger. My sauces (hp & Daddy.s) have confirmed the basic details as follows Two football players are placed into a special shower cubicle in the Emirates changing rooms. Arsene plays with some Knobs and one new player emerges being an combination of the two players that entered. This new technique has been used to bring us our first ânew signingâ this year when Gervininho was genetically blended with Arshavin. Our new player Arshvinho will be unveiled before the Man city game. Further blends can be suggested but success is not guaranteed
We don't need this cloning malarky when Abou Diaby will be "like a new signing" in a couple of weeks.
A few years back Eboue was in one and someone was knocking one out in the other The product was Adebeyor Edit: Just thought I had better say that this is in no way racist, its just a reflection on Adebeyors character and has nothing to do with his race, creed or colour. Or to put it simply, its who he is not what he is.
We've already made a 2nd generation version, too. please log in to view this image "Kenneth McEvoy" or GB2.0, as he's also known.
The trouble with monkies is that they tend to be surrounded by discarded banana skins. Lots of slip-ups just waiting to happen I reckon.
It seem the clone player has inherited the worst aspects of the two doner players The Lazy Bastard would not rouse himself from a snooze during the press conference and insists that he wants to join the ice skating show on TV. Oh well I wonder what a combo of Niklas Bentner & Oliver Giroud would be like ?
