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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Jenthesaint, a girl I have never met before, has rejected my undying profession of love

    I cannot go on with my life

    Woe is me

    I tried so hard, and didn't get very far (I even bought a Southampton Zippo), but in the end it didn't even matter

    I leave all my worldly belongings to the old bastard Goonercymraeg in the hope of giving him eternal youth

    RIP
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Oct 28, 2011
  2. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    **** off ya ****
     
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    eddieveeee, Oct 28, 2011
  3. leavemyarsealona

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    It was a pleasure :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    leavemyarsealona, Oct 28, 2011
  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Jen has hairy bollocks.

    Dont lose too much sleep.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 28, 2011
  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Can I have your tommy gun? Coz I want to have some fun.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 28, 2011
  6. Nazara

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Nazara, Oct 28, 2011

  7. leavemyarsealona

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    And a clit the size of a bell tower by all accounts.
     
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    leavemyarsealona, Oct 28, 2011
  8. Sam Axe

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    And an arse the size of Texas
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 28, 2011
  9. leavemyarsealona

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    Her fanny;

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    leavemyarsealona, Oct 28, 2011
  10. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Will you stop listing her best features
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Oct 28, 2011
  11. Sam Axe

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    And a gash as wide as the Grand Canyon
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 28, 2011
  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    whats wrong with that? <grr>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 28, 2011
  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    wasnt really, was it.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 28, 2011
  14. Sam Axe

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    Not a thing, I like a woman with a shapely arse <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 28, 2011
  15. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    Your foolin no ****, you like a good cock up your arse, and tina will give you it.
     
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    eddieveeee, Oct 28, 2011
  16. Sam Axe

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    Of course I do, I'm a greedy bastard <diva>
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 28, 2011
  17. Nazara

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    Like ridin' a whale
     
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    Nazara, Oct 28, 2011
  18. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I will haunt you from beyond the grave with flowers and chocolates and anal sex <grr>
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Oct 28, 2011
  19. Tina_old

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    It wouldn't be the first time, eh eddieeeeeee <wink>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 28, 2011
  20. jenthesaint1990

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    sounds perfect <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 28, 2011

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