I was in London overnight, and sux to be me, I was staying next door to the Manc team. Fire alarm at 3am? Thought about it, but then they would have had an excuse tonight, when they got royally stuffed. But bad to worse, on the train home, I had to sit in ear shot of the real life cast of Shameless, and it was real pain to listen to the **** they were spouting. it was this middle aged ****** dad and his slapper of a grown up daughter, who appeared to take a day trip to London, just to be in the city on the day, maybe so they could brag about it in years to come if the mancs had somehow managed to pull off the impossible. Anyhow, this guy is thick, and I mean, count the brain cells on one hand. I know the manc accent already makes you sound like a stroke victim, but he was sluring so much, it was obviously more to do with his stupidity, that the 2 big tins of Stella he was drinking. Well if was this 'tards opinion that he was sure the mancs would win, as they were a team, and as much as he loved Ronaldo, now that he was gone, they were a better unit, and Barsca was just Messi and 10 other, who no-one knows (I kid you not) Well I was with my young son, so I couldn't turn around and twat him, or call him for spouting bollocks, so I had to just sit there and endure this verbal ****e. And have you ever noticed how really stupid people try to reel you in by starting out with a statement that tried to tell you that what came next was true and accurate, and should be taken as gospel? Well this guy started all his bull-****ting with "and I'll tell you what's true..." And I'm sure dickheads only say those kind of things to give their feeble minds time to make up more ****. The absolute belter of the day was as he was looking out over rolling English countryside, he declared "All this land is just going to waste..." And when his slutbag of a scutter daughter could stop texting her dole scrounging mates, who were looking after her three kids, while she went for a piss up in London, she replied with "You think they could do something with it.." **** ME YOU MANC ******S, IT'S A ****ING FARM!?!?!?! WHAT THE **** SHOULD THEY BE DOING WITH THE LAND????? So because these feckless shameless cast members absolutely pissed me off for over two hours today, I'm even more delighted that the scum lost to a one man team ;-) I'm not saying that all manc fans are like this. I had ran in to many of them today, in their native London, with their cock-er-nee accents, all singing manc songs, as if they even know where Manchester is ;-)
That is brilliant.Some of the prawn munchers have to leave 10 minutes early..if they don't they will miss their flight back to Singapore.
