To be fair most people in Scotland are under the influence of drink or drugs what ever they are doing
The SNP had a collective orgasm over these figures, saying they have been proven right to take their "hardline stance" over cheap booze. Aye, except for the facts. Last year was the lowest homicide rate in Scotland in a decade. Was cheap booze not available then? ****wits.
Dev would sort it all out. I'm especially looking forward to the Hollywood movie and book deal. I'm hoping to be his agent.
Excellent. We'll have a bite to eat, my treat, a few drinks, a few laffs, and then one of us will never be seen again. Most likely me.
I'll be the bloke just hanging around smoking lots of cigarrettes and swearing all the time. Every film studio has soemone like that apparently.
Congratulations Linwood. You've been voted the most dismal town in Scotland. I suppose they can't give it to Edinburgh every year.