Topless men barred by Southend's Adventure Island "A theme park has banned male visitors from baring their chests during visits to the attraction. Adventure Island in Southend has erected signs asking its male customers not to take off their tops, and says it will ask those who do so to leave. Marc Miller, managing director, said he wanted men to "show some decorum". Mr Miller said: "In recent years we've seen increasing numbers of lads and men whipping their tops off, eager to make the most of the sun. "That's absolutely fine in the right environment, but we try very hard to be a family-focused business and not everybody is a fan of bare chests." "The topless ban is related to when the park is open to the public." Well done to them, nobody wants to see some fat/skinny **** swanning about with his shirt off.
I'm all in favour of this, blokes walking around in public with no top on should be ****ing shot on sight. This rule should however be overlooked if any good looking big titted women wish to go topless.
A bad as football top wearing ****s are, it's still preferable to some fat topless **** with stinking hairy armpits. I'd go as far to say I'd rather see some **** wearing a Wales top than a Pud esque ****er with his tyres on show.
Somehow I had a feeling I would be mentioned in this one. And the baldy tattie peeler delivers yet again.
Is that because Dev always mentions you or because you're the kind of guy who wanders about near small children half-naked? Just asking like...
They should ban it in Scotland... as soon as the sun's oot, some skinny ginger **** starts "taps aff"
