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  1. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

    Diaby's Massive Tekkers New Member

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    Hello and Welcome to the Jellyfish Thread! A thread about all things Jellyfish!

    Introduction

    Jellyfish are found in every ocean, from the surface to the deep sea. Some hydrozoan jellyfish, or hydromedusae, are also found in fresh water; freshwater species are less than an inch (25 mm) in diameter, are colorless and do not sting.

    Classes of Jellyfish

    • Hydrozoa
    • Scyphozoa
    • Cubozoa
    • Staurozoa
    • Polypodiozoa


    Most venomous Jellyfish

    The Box Jellyfish

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    Biggest Jellyfish

    Lion's Mane

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    Smallest Jellyfish

    Irukandji Jellyfish

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    Funny Jellyfish Facts

    The Box Jellyfish has 64 anuses and 24 eyes.

    Jellyfish are actually older than dinosaurs.

    Jellyfish are 95% water, and some types, nearly 98%.



    Jellyfish Joke

    What do you get if you cross jelly with a fish?

    A Jellyfish!



    I hope you enjoyed this thread. Feel free to comment/debate about Jellyfish :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Diaby's Massive Tekkers, Feb 10, 2011
  2. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    My type of victim. Much easier to handle than 64 dismembered prossies <ok>
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 10, 2011
  3. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <applause>

    At last, a thread about jellyfish!!
     
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    EDGE, Feb 10, 2011
  4. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

    Diaby's Massive Tekkers New Member

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    The Box jellyfish has blurred vision too. So it will be easy for you to sneak up behind it <ok>
     
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    Diaby's Massive Tekkers, Feb 10, 2011
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's about ****in time!
     
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    EDGE Guest

    I'm so ****ing excited, I peed myself!!!

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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You been on my Facebook again EDGE? Told you to stay off my page ya ****!!!
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 10, 2011
  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    horny!
     
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  9. DCooper7

    DCooper7 Member

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    <laugh> Is that Nev in that picture ?

    something a bit fishy about here you ****s
     
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    DCooper7, Feb 10, 2011
  10. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    Wot the **** !!!!!!
     
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    KEYSASMASHINGLAD, Feb 10, 2011
  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What's not to like

    Fat man - check
    Glasses - check
    Soiled nappy - lets hopes so
     
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    Null, Feb 10, 2011
  12. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    Wot utta ****e ! tell this div he has the wrong channel
     
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    KEYSASMASHINGLAD, Feb 10, 2011
  13. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

    Diaby's Massive Tekkers New Member

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    Dont you mean "jellyfishy"?

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Diaby's Massive Tekkers, Feb 10, 2011
  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh> <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 10, 2011
  15. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Keep 'em coming <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Lesson:

    Even jellyfish threads cannot escape the rapey clutches of the more 'distinguished' not606 clientelle <ok>
     
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    B-C, Feb 10, 2011
  17. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    **** off you neeza go play wiv ye jellies !
     
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    KEYSASMASHINGLAD, Feb 10, 2011
  18. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

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    Anyone know what language this is? So I can put it into google translate <ok>
     
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  19. DCooper7

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    I still cant get over the state of that fanny in that picture.What a glaiket looking ***** thick **** <laugh>
     
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    DCooper7, Feb 10, 2011
  20. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Shut the **** up ya prick <grr>

    Venoms brand new <ok>
     
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