I was in the butcher's shop one day last week to get a few things for dinner and there was a coloured fella in there ordering his food for Christmas Day. He left shortly after I went in and the butcher told me the guy had ordered a hog's head for Christmas I said I would stick with the turkey.
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/93314-An-Attempt-To-Lighten-The-Mood You've already done one of these.
I went to the butchers the other day, I asked for a pound of bacon. The butcher said "Lean back?" ........So I said. "Pound of bacon".