Thought I heard the ghost of Robin Gibb in my herb garden today. When i checked it,was just the Chive talking.
Following the deaths of Donna Summer and Robin Gibb, Satan has announced that Hell will be undergoing a re-branding process. From now on, it shall be known as Disco Inferno.
You should ask if the chive wanted to be an onion. Would it say 'ah ah ah I'm staying a chive staying chive'?
An after the bar closes one, always funnier when a bit tipsy, but we Brits can laugh at ourseves, in the direst of situations, sure ROBIN, would have got it, and enjoyed. no malice, just fun.
I was out watering my garden tonight, thought I heard someone singing "girl, you've really got me going" but it was just a kink in the hose.
I am a massive Bee Gee's fan. I'm also a big fan of Chinese cooking. You can tell by the way I use my Wok..........
Robin Gibb asked to be buried with his twin Maurice. The gravedigger replied "I don't know mate, How deep is your bruv?"