Do people always remember their dreams? more often than not i forget them after ive been awake for more than 5 mins. This morning I woke up and had been dreaming that a naked Kelly Brook was reading my accounts to me whilst i sat there thinking how much better she looks with her clothes on. The other week I had one about escaping a nuclear explosion in a helicopter with Prince harry. This is another I only remember as I put it on facebook at the time :A truly bizarre dream last night. . I was given a baby which wasn't mine and I kept it and while I worked as a pirate on an oil tanker growing magic chocolate trees, I kept the baby in a baby bouncer, in a cupboard under the stairs. . Then the oil tanker sank feel free to share your bizarre or disturbing dreams.
Yesterday I woke up as stiff as a telegraph pole after dreaming that I had a job and the petite pretty blonde in the office had actually asked me out. I took her to see Fields of the Nephilim.
I had a dream about having a baby alone, with no one around to help. I think I'm having a midwife crisis.
I dreamed I lost my phone in a building that was being demolished - I made the demolition guys go look for it and they found it. Aye, ****ing mental mannnnn.
This means you fear you are not being listened to, your voice is not being heard. No need to thank me.
I dreamed a dream. Where there was no inequality. I dreamed a dream. Where there was no suppression. I dreamed a dream. Where there was no jealousy. I dreamed a dream. Where there was no hatred. I dreamed a dream. Where there was no bigotry. I dreamed a dream. Where there was no violence. Thankfully I woke up, raped her, shat on her kids, and battered a ******.
I had a dream about getting up, going to work and doing some work. Then I woke up and went to work and did some work. I love my job.
This morning I dreamt I was in the back of my workmates car driving through London,all of a sudden old style WW2 bombs were being dropped and causing carnage on the roads blowing up cars and buildings. For some reason none of us in the car were concerned but were arguing about the safest rout .
Well last nights instalment I fell out with my parents at a music festival then went swimming in the sea as the tide was coming in which started smashing people into a concrete wall then I got home to my aunties house and their roof had caved in because of snow severely injuring a cat which I tried to operate on and killed it in the process.
What do you work as? Not one to make presumptions, but I'd imagine that you have 2 jobs, one being some sort of admin for the church, and you moonlight as a convenor for Londonderry Sinn Feign?
I don't think you are interested, nor do I think there is any value in telling y'all. I imagine it would be used as a means to denigrate me in some way. I was just commenting on my dream. Nothing more.
